....Shit. This fog is scientifically impossible. The humidity isn't high enough for it. Not to mention dew point isn't anywhere near the current temerature..

...what the fuck gives?

..Fucking old man. Get over here. This fog and rain is annoying...so I need to let off some steam.

Fuckin' Team, You've all been too damn quiet. Don't tell me you're growing soft in this hellhole? It's the fuckin summer, which means it's time for the DEVIL'S MARCH. Kekekekeke

Kekekeke.

The prom was rather interesting, wasn't it? It was like someone had spiked the punch. People were stumbling around like they were completely wasted. Pretty fuckin' funny if you ask me.

Prom King and Queen, what kind of nosense is that? Kekeke, do they realize how easy it would be to stuff the ballot box. Not that it really matters. The same types always get nominated.

Fuckin' Old Man. Did you get the shit?

Fuckin' old man. We're going to the prom. I'm not taking no for an answer. You better fuckin' find something nice to wear.

Kekekeke. Fuck yeah.

Kekeke.

Just because I made 400 damn cupcakes, doesn't mean I'm going soft.

Fuckin old man, come fix this damn room.

...Oh fuck no. Get this fucking wallpaper out of here now.

Attention everyone.

I just spent the last four hours making four hundred cupcakes. I will be serving them in the highschool dorms.


It's a good thing.

I made a lovely cake today. It's chocolate mousse. I cooked it with just a touch of apple sauce and orange zest. It's a good thing.

...so like.. does anyone want some cupcakes?

.....You're twenty-six days, twenty one hours and twenty-two minutes late...

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

WHO THE FUCK HAS MY FUCKIN' BODY.

When I find out the person who has it... this girly guy with long black hair....

Kekekeke. A new school, huh? Like it really matters in the first place. I'm only here scouting for Deimon. Che, like I could send the fuckin chibi or a ha-ha here to do this.

One problem. I have a roommate.

Hey, Fuckin' Beanie. Whoever this SHinjiro guy is. That's yer name now. Advance warnings, stay out of my shit.

Looks like it's time to go out and try to spread Christmas cheer. Kekeke. Like hell if I'm going to be doing that. I have better plans than that.

What the hell is this shit? Snow? I hate the fucking cold. At least, it gives me an excuse to stay close to the fucking old man.

Shit. It seems like everyone is thinking about getting laid, good for them really. Fucking good for them.

I think it really doesn't matter in the long run. At least, they're going to get healthy and they can stop complaning so damn much.